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What is WORMGUTS™?

The goal of WORMGUTS™ is to accurately represent the "typical" American fisherman.  Most fishermen are NOT professionals - WE (myself included) are amateurs!  We don't have the time, the money or (let's face it) the SKILLS to be professional fishermen.  With that said, WORMGUTS™ aims to represent YOU - America's "typical" recreational angler.  And the success of this company is COMPLETELY dependent on YOUR support, YOUR feedback, and YOUR loyalty. 

So, what is America's "typical" recreational angler?  This person comes in all shapes, sizes, water preferences, target species preferences, income levels, education levels, and spends various amounts of time on the water. 

You might be thinking to yourself, "Am I the right fit to be a WORMGUTS™ customer?!?"  Please see below for a list of potential WORMGUTS™ customers.  The list includes, but is not limited to the following:

• The guy who likes to take his kids fishing when he has the time
• The guy who likes fishing by himself when he has the time
• The guy who will fish with ANYBODY, ANY TIME to get away from his wife and/or kids
• The guy who likes fishing with his wife, girlfriend, and/or female "fishing buddy" (sinners...)
• The guy who LIVES to fish
• The guy whose tackle consists of a hand-me-down rod and reel, one hook, one sinker, one bobber, and a pack of smokes (optional)
• The guy who pulls a $35,000 bass boat behind a $60,000 pick-up, spends more money on tackle than most people do on their mortgage each month, and takes a fishing trip to Lake Amistad each year
• The guy who fishes from shore
• The guy who fishes from a boat
• The guy who fishes from a pier
• The guy who fishes from a bridge
• The guy who prefers a lure to live bait
• The guy who prefers live bait to a lure
• The guy who takes more beer out on the water than tackle
• The guy who doesn't have time for beer because he's too busy fishing
• The guy who wears $200 polarized fishing glasses
• The guy who wears $4 sunglasses he purchased at the gas station
• The guy who chews tobacco while fishing and spits in the lake
• The guys who chews tobacco while fishing and teases his friends for spitting
• The guy who swears while fishing
• The guy who doesn't swear - even when he stubs his toe on the dock after finding out his wife has been having an affair with his brother for the last year-and-a-half

In a nutshell, if you like to fish, WORMGUTS™ is YOUR brand!  As it grows as a company, WORMGUTS™ will make every effort to cater to the "typical" American angler.  YOUR input is not only both encouraged and appreciated, but is ESSENTIAL in order to make WORMGUTS™ the only name in fishing apparel YOU will ever need.

LADIES:  Whether you're a hardcore angler yourself, enjoy impressing your husband/boyfriend by showcasing his favorite brands, or feel like surprising your man with the fishing apparel that most accurately represents him and his love of fishing - WORMGUTS™ is a great fit for you as well! 

Unfortunately, due to budget constraints, WORMGUTS™ is only able to offer a VERY limited number (ONE) of women's garments at this time.  However, you are cordially invited (and encouraged) to support WORMGUTS™ via our current selection of men's clothing.  Plus - it's SEXY to see a woman in men's clothing!

WORMGUTS™ would like to extend and extraordinarily heart-felt THANK YOU to those of you have supported this company in the past, as well as to those who will support us in the future.  Once again, the success of this company completely hinges on your support - and we plan on being the BIGGEST and BEST fishing apparel company on the planet!  So head on over to our ONLINE CATALOG and start/add to your collection RIGHT NOW!!!